[disclaimer:all resemblances to persons are purely coincidental]
[author: anonymous]
[author: anonymous]
To be sung to the tune of the Gilbert and Sullivan
[Pirates of Penzance]
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
TITLE: I Am the Very Model of an Environmental Manager
I Am the Very Model of an Environmental Manager
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of Mining, and I quote the lies historical
-- From Arsenic to Cadmium, in order categorical!
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters quite Political
I understand exaggeration, both the simple and hyperbole
About toxic waste now I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about how gardens grow now with its use!
[Chorus sings:]
With many cheerful facts about how gardens grow now with its use-
With many cheerful facts about how gardens grow now with its use-
With many cheerful facts about how gardens grow now with its use-
see:
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
To show how toxic waste now could not possibly ever injure us -
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I Am the Very Model of an Environmental Manager
[Chorus]
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the Very Model of an Environmental Manager
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