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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Pirates of Penzance Song, modified

[disclaimer:all resemblances to persons are purely coincidental]
[author: anonymous]

To be sung to the tune of the Gilbert and Sullivan
[Pirates of Penzance]
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

TITLE: I Am the Very Model of an Environmental Manager

I Am the Very Model of an Environmental Manager
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of Mining, and I quote the lies historical
-- From Arsenic to Cadmium, in order categorical!

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters quite Political
I understand exaggeration, both the simple and hyperbole
About toxic waste now I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about how gardens grow now with its use!

[Chorus sings:]
With many cheerful facts about how gardens grow now with its use-
With many cheerful facts about how gardens grow now with its use-
With many cheerful facts about how gardens grow now with its use-
see:

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
To show how toxic waste now could not possibly ever injure us -
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I Am the Very Model of an Environmental Manager
[Chorus]
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the Very Model of an Environmental Manager

Song

To be sung to tune of "Don't cry for me Argentina"

DON'T CRY FOR ME, DEAR EL PASO....

THE TRUTH IS, I'VE NEVER LEFT YOU:
I'M IN YOUR WATER
I'M IN YOUR BONES NOW
I'M IN YOUR HOUSES
I'M IN YOUR CHILDREN.....